Any Tutorial

[psp219]

Can i get a step-by step newbie tutorial?

[-=Xploitz=-]

Can you "search" the forums:confused: or at least post an accurate question,:confused:... and not post a tutorial request in MY HOUSE??? :confused: ( Tutorial section ) :mad:

[elazar]

1. Please use descriptive titles, "Any Tutorial" will most likely earn you a slap from the mods.
2. This is the tutorial forum, not the tutorial request forum. Please ask such questions in the newbie forum.
3. The all knowing oracle(thanks purehate), Google, has many answers(aside from the search function in this forum).
4. If you really want to know how to use BackTrack effectively, consider taking the Security 101 course by the creators of BackTrack, http://www.offensive-security.com/offsec101.php

[elazar]

Can you post an accurate question,... and not post a tutorial request in MY HOUSE ( Tutorial section? ) :mad:

Arrg, you beat me to it :p

[-=Xploitz=-]

Arrg, you beat me to it :p


LOL..yep..and I beat you to the other one as well ...see your PM.

Gotta be quick around me when I'm on duty.:p

[-=Xploitz=-]

Moving thread to "no0bie" area....and then soon after...I'm sure it will be moved to the Idiots Corner. I suppose I'm putting off the inevitable,.............

But I'll let the members here decide his fate. ;)

[thorin]

Can i get a step-by step newbie tutorial?Sure I can summarize how to use all the dozens of tools and linux in two simple suggestions.

1) RTFM
2) Go practice your google'fu!

But I'll let the members here decide his fate.Here's my vote for IC.

[streaker69]

Moving thread to "no0bie" area....and then soon after...I'm sure it will be moved to the Idiots Corner. I suppose I'm putting off the inevitable,.............

But I'll let the members here decide his fate. ;)

He should be cut into itsy-bitsy pieces and buried alive.

[thorin]

He should be cut into itsy-bitsy pieces and buried alive.

Isn't that kinda like a divide by zero?

If they're "cut into itsy-bitsy pieces" then you can't bury them alive but if you bury them alive then it'll be awfully hard to "cut into itsy-bitsy pieces".

[streaker69]

Isn't that kinda like a divide by zero?

If they're "cut into itsy-bitsy pieces" then you can't bury them alive but if you bury them alive then it'll be awfully hard to "cut into itsy-bitsy pieces".

Hey, I figured you were up on your movies.

I'll give you a hint, that was said by a character named Hanover Fisk.

[thorin]

/me hangs his head in shame ... I missed the quote :(

Heavy Metal right?

[elazar]

Hey, I figured you were up on your movies.


His sled dogs are on vacation...

[streaker69]

/me hangs his head in shame ... I missed the quote :(

Heavy Metal right?

There ya go. Great movie, all the young hacker wannabe's here should be made to watch it.

[-=Xploitz=-]

What pissed me off the most about this guy is that I got 4 freaking videos on WEP WPA & WPA2...right there in front of him. Hell....ones even stickied!!!

Guess its time for an -=Xploitz=- E-Z Video Tutorial on "Using common sense and utilizing the forums search button and Google at the same time"

Long title...but a necessity with this new type of breed of No0bie!!!!!:D:D

[elazar]

What pissed me off the most about this guy is that I got 4 freaking videos on WEP WPA & WPA2...right there in front of him. Hell....ones even stickied!!!

Guess its time for an -=Xploitz=- E-Z Video Tutorial on "Using common sense and utilizing the forums search button and Google at the same time"

Long title...but a necessity with this new type of breed of No0bie!!!!!:D:D

Assuming that he was looking for WEP/WPA cracking. Then again, isn't that what they're all looking for...

[-=Xploitz=-]

Assuming that he was looking for WEP/WPA cracking. Then again, isn't that what they're all looking for...

More than likely...yes. Sad, but true.

Very sad....very sad indeed!:(

[balding_parrot]

What the hell did he want a tutorial on anyway ?

With that title and post content it could have been anything, but then I guess he meant everything.

I somehow don't think the newbie area is the right place for this.

I think if it is moved to that other area, then someone is going to choke on their morning coffee.

We may have to put a sticky in there warning people to put their hot drinks down before reading the threads.

As this is Xploitz one, I will let him have the honours of moving it, if he wants to.

[-=Xploitz=-]

As this is Xploitz one, I will let him have the honours of moving it, if he wants to.

I'll move it. But I just wanted to leave this here for everyone to see and learn from. And maybe the OP will think twice now that he has been in the "Hot-Seat" :p ;)

Maybe?? :confused:.................Nah!!!! :D

[thorin]

What the hell did he want a tutorial on anyway ?"Any Tutorial" perhaps he's trying to figure out the "Any" key :D
With that title and post content it could have been anything, but then I guess he meant everything.Ya that's what I decided to, hence, I gave him the everything tutorial :)
I somehow don't think the newbie area is the right place for this.

I think if it is moved to that other area, then someone is going to choke on their morning coffee.I almost did.

[streaker69]

"Any Tutorial" perhaps he's trying to figure out the "Any" key :D
Ya that's what I decided to, hence, I gave him the everything tutorial :)
I almost did.

I believe that this is the keyboard he's been looking for.

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/man-keyboard.jpg

[elazar]

I gotta get me one of those :D

[-=Xploitz=-]

Ok...,

Times up. Time to move this thread to its rightful resting place. ;)

Welcome aboard the Idiots Corner Express psp219.

No warning given..no infraction.

I think this thread will help PSP219 in the future to "think" before he types.



And if not,.....he can PM streaker69 and ask him where he can go to get the that awesome keyboard from.:D :p






I hope you all reading this in the idiots corner haven't spilled any hot coffee on yourself...ESPECIALLY you purehate. Cause I know how you like reading these in the morning. :D




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